Giant anime tits

i try to but then i sit down to watch an anime like monster or ping pong and there are giant floppy tits everywhere D: it’s just not realistic 🙁

Review: Okay. Well, let’s see here. is about a chick who can borrow the powers of some animal gods to help these four celestial girls to fight some oni. But mostly it’s about tits. Which isn’t even an exaggeration because literally, during the intro, after the narrator tells us that an old couple found a baby girl inside a giant peach, she proudly tells us that the girl—Momoko—grew up to also have a giant peach. And by “giant peach,” she means a giant rack that looks like a peach. Not like a fuzzy peach, though. More like a shiny, bouncy peach, because the tops of them are so bright and red that one would think they’re sunburned.

Roughly 90% of the shots of Momoko (this is a hyperbole; it’s more like 80%) are focused on her giant peach tits. Half the time, there is zero reason for the camera to be even centered on that area, except just to look at her tits. The shots will do the awkward thing where she’ll start saying something, and the camera will zip right to her boobs, only to dash to her face a few seconds later, as though out of guilt. Half the time her breasts don’t even follow the limitations of physical and biological reality, which makes me wonder, what good are breasts if they’re not even really breasts at all.

It’s not just her, though. Every lady (minus the granny) in the show has giant breasts, and remarkably, they’re all roughly the same size. I guess in fantasy peach-child land, natural selection favors breast uniformity. Or maybe it just makes it easier to communicate with the animators, because the instructions are simpler. “Oh, just draw tits. I dunno, the big kind. Make ’em swing.”

Review: What if Momotaro was a girl? Why he’d be a cheerful airhead with giant, frequently-exposed breasts of course! If you’re not up on your Japanese mythology, Momotaro was the boy found in a floating peach by an old couple. Raised by the couple, he eventually sets out with his animal companions—a monkey, a dog, and a pheasant—to fight oni (ogres). And that’s basically what happens in Momo Kyun, though naturally there are also plenty of anime-ish embellishments and alterations. In this version, instead of picking up her animals on her journey, Momoko (female Momotaro) has been groomed by them since childhood to be a kick-ass oni-slayer. Instead of just marauding through the countryside, the oni are actually in search of magical peach fragments (yes, that’s a thing) to do evil oni things with. There’s also a sentai unit of celestial maidens around to help Momoko out (and to provide extra breasts to jiggle).